Hey! ...NERD. Yeah, you. Why are you still using traditional computer monitors, when you could be using cool nerd glasses to see what kind of nerd stuff you're working on instead? (And, yes; of course this is an ad. Did you think this website just pays for itself with gorgeous static HTML and poorly-tested functionality?)

How Much Does This Meeting Really Cost?

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"How many more ads can this guy stuff into this crappy web app?" Don't tempt me with a good time.

How about a better question: Have you ever entertained the highly-intelligent idea of of purchasing socks in a 30-pair quantity, so that you may enjoy that 'new sock feeling' that we all adore so much? Well, guess what. Now you can for the low price of $13.99 (at the time of my writing this handsome ad copy.)

Oh, also:

Did you know you can actually buy a portable 15.6 inch FHD monitor these days for less than $50? Yep. I did twice. (Also this is an ad... obviously.)

Meeting History

Corporatespeak Bingo

Play kids' games like the child you are while your meeting costs pile up in the background

Are you still looking at my ads? What in the heck is wrong with you...? Are you some kind of sicko or something?Did you know that I officially decreed -- across all nations -- global recognition of the heretoforth linked Stalogy no. 028 gel pen as the official best pen to ever have been produced? No... no; of course you didn't. You were too busy playing with your Pokemans and your Tick Tocks, weren't you?
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Oh, by the way: if you do anything stupid with this website -- like actually sharing the results of your meeting bingo game on social media and, as a result, completely exposing your lack of engagement to coworkers... or sharing it directly with your boss... or anything like that -- I am not responsible for any fallout that occurs from that. In fact, I don't even want you on this website, you buffoon. Who ties your shoes for you in the morning?

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